Stress Analyst T-Shirts

Strain of negotiation

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"Dude. You seem tense."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Hypochondria Hospital

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'You need some stress.'

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

Death from Overwork.

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."