Stress Advisor Mugs

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Fragile stamper.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Dude. You seem tense."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

Yoga.

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

Death from Overwork.

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

"You've got to learn to relax. You're all wound up!"

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life..."

'Mary, I've got meetings all day so I'm going to be unable to have my scheduled happiness moment at 3:01. You have it for me, OK?'

'Doctor Moore?' This is Fretz! Look, it's 30 below!...

Emergency yoga

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

Rage-a-Day Calendar.

AcmeVending 'Getting you through the hectic day!': Coffee, Tea, Hot Chocolate, Antidepressant.

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

'You must be mistaken. I don't get ulcers. I give them!'