Stress Relief Expert Mugs

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

Nervous Oral Testing

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I feel your pain."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Torn-Off Mouse.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'