Stress Release Guru Mugs

'How can a man jump out of a window if the damned window can't be opened!'

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Ahhh...'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mind-Fullness

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I feel your pain."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."