Stress Relief Guru Mugs

'I thought it was just another hairball but the vet said it was stress.'

"You're incredibly tight."

"You're too tense...You've got to learn to unwind once in a while"

"I'm having one of those days where you can't decide if it makes more sense to freak-out or panic."

Counting ribs

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Ahhh...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Work Parfait

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mind-Fullness

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.