Stress Relief Guru Mugs

'I thought it was just another hairball but the vet said it was stress.'

"You're incredibly tight."

"You're too tense...You've got to learn to unwind once in a while"

"I'm having one of those days where you can't decide if it makes more sense to freak-out or panic."

Counting ribs

'Ahhh...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Work Parfait

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Fight or Flight

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mind-Fullness

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Nervous Oral Testing

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I feel your pain."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."