Stress Relief Expert Pillows

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Nervous Oral Testing

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I feel your pain."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Torn-Off Mouse.