Stress Relief Strategist Pillows

'Honey, you're driving yourself too hard.'

"I love gardening, it takes my mind off work."

"No time for a 3-martini lunch? How about a marijuana brownie?"

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Ahhh...'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Cat in a flap

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Nervous Oral Testing

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I feel your pain."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'