Stress-management Strategist Pillows

"Does wedding planning have to be this stressful?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Late/Too Late.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Fragile stamper.

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

Office Ergonomics.

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Have a good weekend!"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

White flag being waved around bosses door.

"Dude. You seem tense."

Monday around 9PM.

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."