Stress Strategist Pillows

Survival Guides: Fight and Flight.

'Just relax, Greg, and get in touch with your inner chromatographer.'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'You need some stress.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"A high-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"With my new raise comes more responsibility and my choice of four new stress related illnesses!"

Psychology Clinic: Now Treating - How to Handle Stock Market Drops Without Selling!

"You'll find I work best under great pressure when the outcome doesn't really matter."

'With all the stresses and worries out there, happy hour no longer seemed to work.'

'He handles stress very well. It's these down times when he gets annoying.'

"Get me a psychiatrist, preferably one with military experience."

Hotel Stay

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

Late/Too Late.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Took On Too Much

Monday around 9PM.

"Dude. You seem tense."

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"