Stressful Strategist Pillows

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'You need some stress.'

Success

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Bummer Time Streaming

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"A high-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that."

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

"You'll find I work best under great pressure when the outcome doesn't really matter."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs...'