Stressful Strategist Gifts

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'You need some stress.'

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Success

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

Bummer Time Streaming

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

"You'll find I work best under great pressure when the outcome doesn't really matter."

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

"A high-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that."

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."