Overworked Strategist Gifts

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Back to work...

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"And this is another economic indicator."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

"With a good education you can grow up to be anything I want you to be."

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

Think: Everyone's out to get me.

Office talk: 'I deal with stress management the easy way, I let management get stressed while I take it easy!'

Don't sweat the small stuff