Overworked Executive Gifts

"And this is another economic indicator."

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Back to work...

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"Dunhomin"

Working Vacation.

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

"Take him back to the boat. He can still hold a winch handle."

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

"It's a question that management would like you to fill out explaining why you want to retire early."

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

'All work and no play make Johnny a dull boy...keep it up, Johnny!'

VP in charge of computer manuals.

"She's an ideal candidate, masochistic tendencies, no family, hobbies or interests, a private income and she hasn't slept since 2012..."

"Hey, I'm happy to be called on vacation with news of a great sales result."

"Well, aren't you an eager beaver."