Overwhelmed Executive Gifts

VP in charge of computer manuals.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Cat Boss

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"And this is another economic indicator."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"I've gotten plenty of table scraps but no one has ever given me money under the table."

I work and work and never get ahead

'You weren't here to say no.'

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

Work Life Balance Paperwork

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

"When you said this job was a breeze, I thought you mean easy."

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'I'm just a cat. What do I know about being a CEO. So I asked the Donald to come here to give me some advice.'

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

'Duck and cover won't protect you in this stockholders meeting.'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

"Well, aren't you an eager beaver."

'They laid off half the staff and expect us to do twice the work.' (Both trays read 'in').

Cyber bullying