Overwhelmed Worker Gifts

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Well, aren't you an eager beaver."

Working hours.

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"And this is another economic indicator."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

I work and work and never get ahead

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

'You weren't here to say no.'

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

"When you said this job was a breeze, I thought you mean easy."

Work Life Balance Paperwork

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

I think you put it off long enough.

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

Man asleep on train

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."

'All work and no play make Johnny a dull boy...keep it up, Johnny!'

VP in charge of computer manuals.

"I was too anxious to sleep, too sleepy to work, and too lazy to go to the kitchen."

'They laid off half the staff and expect us to do twice the work.' (Both trays read 'in').

'How was your day?'

Cyber bullying