Overworked Thinkers Gifts

"We could put more thought into this. The problem is it would still be us doing the thinking."

Back to work...

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

No Immediate Danger

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Finger on the Z Key

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"And this is another economic indicator."

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

"Dunhomin"

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

Interview anxiety

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

"...contains chicken parts...I hate to imagine what parts!"

"Will people ever say of me - he made his mark?"

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"

"You're telling me about stress?"

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

"It's a question that management would like you to fill out explaining why you want to retire early."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

'He likes us to leave the door open a bit so he knows there's people around.'

Man asleep on train

"I've never seen anyone actually implode before."