Overwork Critic Gifts

"I've never seen anyone actually implode before."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Back to work...

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"Dunhomin"

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Hour Glass

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'I worked my butt off again.'

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"

"You no longer have any excuses for not getting your work done. I hired someone to take your lunch and bathroom breaks for you."

"It must be his beeper."

"This is your supervision, your time. Feel free to tell me anything."

"You're telling me about stress?"

"Take him back to the boat. He can still hold a winch handle."

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

Notice! Management hates to see associates working overtime. So, please keep your doors closed. Thanks!