Overwork Champion Gifts

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"This is your supervision, your time. Feel free to tell me anything."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

Work Slave

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"Dunhomin"

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Hour Glass

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'I worked my butt off again.'

'My secret of time management? I never take anyone off 'hold'.'

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed