Overwork Gifts

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Death Boss

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"And this is another economic indicator."

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"Dunhomin"

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

Working Vacation.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Hour Glass

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'I worked my butt off again.'

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."