Overworking Gifts

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Hey, I'm happy to be called on vacation with news of a great sales result."

"She's an ideal candidate, masochistic tendencies, no family, hobbies or interests, a private income and she hasn't slept since 2012..."

"Dunhomin"

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Death Boss

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"And this is another economic indicator."

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Hour Glass

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'I worked my butt off again.'

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."