Overwork Enthusiast Gifts

"Stress related sickness.. all nonsense. I've worked 80 hours a week for years and it's never done me any harm."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"Dunhomin"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Hour Glass

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'