Success-driven Strategist Gifts

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Desert Island Mishap

Tenacity trumps everything!

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Success

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"What if we replace 'What if?' with 'Heck yeah'?"

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...