Success Strategists Gifts

"Did you think the ladder of success would be straight up?"

"Toilet breaks are for WINNERS!"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

65 Million Years Ago

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Tenacity trumps everything!

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

Prepper Dog

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

High Five

Eye Off the Ball

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.