Success Storytellers Gifts

'I met TIm from college, he must earn ten times what we do and he has a company porsche!'

"Where else can you go from the security detail to owning the whole place?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

High Five

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

Wall of Office Memories

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

'Guess how much I sold today?'

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

'I hired a motivational speaker once, but unfortunately all of my employees left to get better jobs.'

'I eliminated all the platitudes and cliche statements, from your mission statement, and I'm left with this blank sheet of paper.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

If John Lennon had gone into strategic management.

"These are my windscreen credits."

"But am I happy? Very."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"It was an amazing half hour."

'Why do I always have to be the one to connect the dots for you people?'

"This is juicy - tell me more!"