Success Story Creators Gifts

High Five

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Tenacity trumps everything!

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"And to think he started in accounting."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Strive for Excellence

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"But am I happy? Very."

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

Man chasing carrot.

"It was an amazing half hour."

"Being nice to people on the way up didn't work!"

God Choosing How to Shape the World

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

'...Not bad for someone who started out in hell's kitchen!'

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'