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'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Jacques et Jille

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

High Five

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

"... and your great great grand father lost the race but the it was discovered the tortoise was on stéroids."

'And there is where you put the batteries.'

The three Musketeers give a PowerPoint.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'