Success Story Admirer Gifts

'Before you read my report card, here's a list of millionaires who never finished school.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Kultural K9's.

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Love Birds love just being together

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

Snowman Romance

"I think I'm falling in love."

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

Champion.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

Mob Boss Runs Errands

'What's the secret of my success? I almost always act slowly on my bad ideas.'

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

My first pile.

"No, Liz— they didn’t take your Chantecaille Nano Gold Energizing Cream!"

"I must admit, Johnson is a hell of a salesman."

The Vanity of Autobiography

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

Under Noah's Ark