Success Admirer Gifts

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice grown rich, and sheriff of London.

Boom

"He gets easily abstracted."

Dedication to excellence....

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Jumping Man

First Prize!

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

Man chasing carrot.

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Champion.

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

Look — if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment — Would you capture it or just let it slip?

"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

My first pile.

"Somewhere in the world, there is a designer of fine men's suits who just shuddered in horror."