Achievement Admirers Gifts

"It amazes me how much I've achieved in such a short time."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Dedication to excellence....

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

High Five

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Well, we made it.'

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

Employee of the Month - male.

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

Champion.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Graduate.

'I think we're on different career paths.'

'Have you been in long?'

The indigo children.

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

My first pile.