Achievement Aficionado Gifts

'Can I have access to your ability to achieve?'

'Not that impressive once you realize they all say 'Participant'.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

Dedication to excellence....

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

A woman bows to the crowd

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

HornyWood

Ted's efforts to get ahead in the company were a dismal failure until he discovered FabCo's 'Claw Your Way to the Top' time-management software.

'Well, we made it.'

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Builders fighting over projects.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Champion.

"I won it for being lice-free."

"...And I'd like to thank all the little people whom I stepped on in order to get to where I am..."

Graduate.

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."