Success Aficionado Gifts

"I've succeeded through brains, diligence, and I guess a little luck."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Boom

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

They get into debt so fast these days...

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

You've done it again, Harry.

"P.J. is right. 'Rock solid financial product' does sound better than 'contrived get rich quick scheme.'"