Achievement Aficionado Prints

'Can I have access to your ability to achieve?'

'Not that impressive once you realize they all say 'Participant'.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Dedication to excellence....

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

HornyWood

A woman bows to the crowd

Ted's efforts to get ahead in the company were a dismal failure until he discovered FabCo's 'Claw Your Way to the Top' time-management software.

'Well, we made it.'

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

Champion.

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

Builders fighting over projects.

"I won it for being lice-free."

"...And I'd like to thank all the little people whom I stepped on in order to get to where I am..."