Sales Story Aficionados Gifts

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Seeing progression motivates.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Whatever works for you.

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'Guess how much I sold today?'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

Anyone else think the movie was better? Book club bouncer.

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"It's my first novel."

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

Social Media When People Have A Perfect Life/Reality TV When People Have A Screwed Up Life

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'