"...Then he slammed the door on me!"
Storyteller Of Sales Gifts
Looking for a gift for a sales storyteller? Discover witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor the art of convincing tales. Perfect for those who turn every pitch into a compelling story, our collection blends humor with inspiration—making their workspace or home more motivating and fun.
'What do you do with the time you save?'
The Salesman
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!
"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."
"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"
"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."
"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"
Wall of Office Memories
Seeing progression motivates.
"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."
Whatever works for you.
'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'
I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.
"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."
'Guess how much I sold today?'
'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'
'I eliminated all the platitudes and cliche statements, from your mission statement, and I'm left with this blank sheet of paper.'
Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.
"It was an amazing half hour."
All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!
"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."
"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."
"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."
The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.
'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'
You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.
Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'
Sales and Learning Experiences
I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?
What we gained on the swings we lost on the roundabouts.
Sale! Best Prices. Marked Down!
Television and Christmas Sales
"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."
Storyteller Of Sales Gifts Collection
Storyteller Of Sales Mugs
Explore our range of sales storyteller mugs filled with humor and inspiration—perfect for every coffee-loving professional who crafts compelling narratives.
Storyteller Of Sales Pillows
Bring comfort and cleverness to their space with pillows themed around storytelling and sales—fun, functional, and full of personality.
Storyteller Of Sales Prints
Find inspiring prints that celebrate the craft of storytelling in sales. Perfect for decorating offices or creative spaces with a touch of wit.
Storyteller Of Sales T-Shirts
Discover our collection of sales storyteller t-shirts that combine wit with style, ideal for those who love to share their persuasive prowess with the world.