Storyteller Of Sales Pillows

"...Then he slammed the door on me!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

Wall of Office Memories

Seeing progression motivates.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Whatever works for you.

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Guess how much I sold today?'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'I eliminated all the platitudes and cliche statements, from your mission statement, and I'm left with this blank sheet of paper.'

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

"It was an amazing half hour."

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

What we gained on the swings we lost on the roundabouts.

Sale! Best Prices. Marked Down!

Television and Christmas Sales

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."