Sales Aficionados Gifts

"And right here is where we got jiggy with it."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"I got it in the sales."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Seeing progression motivates.

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

QR tattoo.

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

"We thought we'd put in the details later."