Sales Technique Aficionados Gifts

Horse dealer trying to sell an unfit horse by suggesting that it will keep improving

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Seeing progression motivates.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Whatever works for you.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

'Blast it's raining!'

Sales and Learning Experiences

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."