
Horse dealer trying to sell an unfit horse by suggesting that it will keep improving
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Horse dealer trying to sell an unfit horse by suggesting that it will keep improving
'What do you do with the time you save?'
The Salesman
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"
Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!
'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."
Seeing progression motivates.
These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.
Whatever works for you.
The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.
I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.
"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."
'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'
'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'
'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'
'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'
"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."
'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'
'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'
'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'
'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'
"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."
"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."
'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'
All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!
"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."
You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.
'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'
Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'
Sales and Learning Experiences
'Blast it's raining!'
"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."
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