Sales Technique Gifts

'Good morning, Madam, I represent the last of a dying breed.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Sales Exit.

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"Trust me—sex sells."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"Let's make stuff and sell it to people."

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

"The Sales Department suggests we teach Customer Service personnel how to assist customers without telling them where to go."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

"All our phone sales staff are free range."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"My hunch is heads will roll."

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'I have good idea of how to improve our sales team.' - 'Great, when are you leaving?'

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

'Blast it's raining!'