Sales Technique Scholar Gifts

"Where did I learn my aggressive door-to-door sales technique? The School of Hard Knocks."

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

'Blast it's raining!'

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

Buddy believed that successful presentations began with the entrance.

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

'So, in closing, let's all say with as much sincerity as we can, 'Oh, what a darling kitchen!''

"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

"They're becoming very pushy these doorstep salesmen."

'And remember, no layaways, personal checks or terrorizing the villagers.'

'Jenkins, you could be a great salesman if only you'd stop barking at customers and nibbling the furniture.'

"Somewhere out there are people who are still gullible. Your job is to find them."

"Now the first thing you have to do is get a client's attention."

'The ice to Eskimos is very impressive.'