Sales Technique Critic Gifts

"Bernie's problem is his technique draws attention to itself."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

'Blast it's raining!'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"No for your lifetime, just for ITS..."

'And remember, no layaways, personal checks or terrorizing the villagers.'

"They're becoming very pushy these doorstep salesmen."

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

'The ice to Eskimos is very impressive.'

"If we paint this white, turn it upside down, and hand it from the ceiling, we'll double our sales."

Roy's no soliciting signs being sold by door to door salesman.

'Okay, okay!... I'll buy a few pegs!'

Pushy Salesmen

Of course, in a pinch, it can also be used as a hand sanitizer.

'Good morning, Madam, I represent the last of a dying breed.'

Sales Secrets of the Clerk who Talked you into Buying this Book