Sales Tactics Critic Gifts

"They're becoming very pushy these doorstep salesmen."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Cold caller.

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

Sales company

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"I was supposed to prepare your year-end review but I figured youe sales chart would just save me the trouble."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Blast it's raining!'

'Why do I think that someone has made up these numbers?'

"They're 60 per cent wool, 30 per cent nylon, 35 percent interest..."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

"No for your lifetime, just for ITS..."

Extended warranty on the sales guy.

'The ice to Eskimos is very impressive.'

'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!'

'Okay, okay!... I'll buy a few pegs!'