Self-made Success Stories Fan Gifts

"It's rather embarrassing to admit but I haven't got any famous parents, I achieved my success through my own merit."

I'm a self-made man!

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

High Five

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"And to think he started in accounting."

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"It was an amazing half hour."

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

'...Not bad for someone who started out in hell's kitchen!'

'I guess you lost me, Hank, at the point where we jump to light speed, travel back in time and undo the stupid merger that's causing all of our current problems!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'What's the secret of my success? I almost always act slowly on my bad ideas.'

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

'He's never forgotten his humble beginnings.'

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

"I love it when it all comes together... not like now of course."

"You need to let things go."

Peers and the Nobility - Parties

'Go home and quit smoking first, and then come back and I'll try to enlighten you.'

"Where else can you go from the security detail to owning the whole place?"

License Plate: I was a highschool dropout.

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