Self-made Success Stories Fan T-Shirts

"It's rather embarrassing to admit but I haven't got any famous parents, I achieved my success through my own merit."

I'm a self-made man!

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

High Five

"And to think he started in accounting."

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"It was an amazing half hour."

'...Not bad for someone who started out in hell's kitchen!'

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

'I guess you lost me, Hank, at the point where we jump to light speed, travel back in time and undo the stupid merger that's causing all of our current problems!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

'What's the secret of my success? I almost always act slowly on my bad ideas.'

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

'He's never forgotten his humble beginnings.'

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

"You need to let things go."

"I love it when it all comes together... not like now of course."

Peers and the Nobility - Parties

'Go home and quit smoking first, and then come back and I'll try to enlighten you.'

I can give this speech. People want to hear my speech. I'll put one word after the next, and before I know it, I'll be giving a speech. Self-motivational speaker.

"Where else can you go from the security detail to owning the whole place?"

License Plate: I was a highschool dropout.