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'I left school without any qualifications, and it didn't hold me back.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Boom

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

High Five

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"And to think he started in accounting."

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"But am I happy? Very."

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

Man chasing carrot.

"It was an amazing half hour."

Martin Gray.

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

'...Not bad for someone who started out in hell's kitchen!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Failure - Success

"You realize, of course, it's not what you are that counts. It's who you know. Who do you know?

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

'What's the secret of my success? I almost always act slowly on my bad ideas.'

"I thought I would put in the details later."

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."