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"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

I'm a self-made man!

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Boom

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

High Five

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"And to think he started in accounting."

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"But am I happy? Very."

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Strive for Excellence

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

"It was an amazing half hour."

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."

'...Not bad for someone who started out in hell's kitchen!'

"Do I read better than Mommy?"

"Being nice to people on the way up didn't work!"

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."