Success Story Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

I'm a self-made man!

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Boom

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

High Five

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"And to think he started in accounting."

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

Strive for Excellence

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"But am I happy? Very."

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

"It was an amazing half hour."

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

'...Not bad for someone who started out in hell's kitchen!'

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

"Being nice to people on the way up didn't work!"

"Do I read better than Mommy?"