Success Story Lover T-Shirts

License Plate: I was a highschool dropout.

'What's the secret of my success? I almost always act slowly on my bad ideas.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Go! Means NOW!

Teamwork!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Upward Progress

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

The rope to success.

Win - win

Boom

Gloat

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Ladder of Success.

'They're a very successful family.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'