Success Story Lover T-Shirts

License Plate: I was a highschool dropout.

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

'What's the secret of my success? I almost always act slowly on my bad ideas.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Go! Means NOW!

Teamwork!

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Upward Progress

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

The rope to success.

Win - win

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Boom

Gloat

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Ladder of Success.