Business Success Enthusiast Gifts

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Win - win

The rope to success.

Business is off the chart.

Boom

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Oh, I can't complain"

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

Intelligent dog.