Business-in-any-lifetime Enthusiast Gifts

Typical of Tim, thinking of his clients to the end!

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

Working at Home Half Day

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'