Success-driven Strategist Prints

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Tenacity trumps everything!

Desert Island Mishap

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Success

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...